Cabin FEVER!

by Santa on November 13, 2011

Ooooh BOY! Do I have a ferocious case of cabin fever! Between the days getting darker and darker for longer and longer and my inability to do much of anything one handed, I am beside myself with ants in my pants and no where to go frustration!

Its a good thing I am left handed because I can’t lift my right arm at all! So much for having a plan for these final few months before Christmas. The universe seems to have a funny sense of timing and an entirely different plan for me. I must admit I am having a little bit of trouble just going with it…

Mrs. Claus says this might be a good time to answer some of the questions in children’s letters. How does that sound?

Hmmm… what is a good question? Well Izzy in England writes wondering that since I am so old, and the world has changed so much since I was a young boy, what are my most favorite inventions?

Well Izzy, it isn’t very glamorous but my very favorite invention hands down is the indoor bathroom. Most seriously. Having to drop your drawers outdoors when it is anywhere near freezing is NO fun at all!

I am also quite fond of my new Sonic Care toothbrush. Remember to brush your teeth! You never know how long they are going to have to last you!

Oh! And I do love forks also. Spoons and knives have been around since nearly the dawn of time but forks are a wonderful inspiration! And Long Johns! They keep us toasty up here at the subzero top of the world!

OH! What is this? My expertise is needed on a matter in the barn! How wonderful to still be able to help in some way!

Have a wonderful day and much love,

Santa

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